Joke SMS Messages
- Meaning of WIFE:
HUSBAND: Without Information Fighting Every time!
WIFE: With Idiot For Ever - I have a confession to make
ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night I see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!! - Some times small
things in life
hurt a lot.....
If u don't agree
with me....
Then >>>>
Try to sit on a Common Pin !! - Today is Donald Duck's birthday .... :)
So wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know.
Just like I did by sending this sms to you...
- Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blanks with YES or NO.
1.______I don't have Brain.・
2.______I don't have Sense.・
3.______I am Stupid.... - This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog,
to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog,
for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog. - Hi there, I'm a human being!
What are you? - If you need advice, text me...
if you need a friend, call me ...
if you need me, come to me...
if you need money........
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! - Lovers:
TWO LOVERS PLAN TO SUCIDE.
BOY JUMPED FIRST.
GIRL CLOSED HER EYES AND RETURNS BACK SAYING
"LOVE IS BLIND" .
BOY IN AIR - ON HIS PARACHUTE SAYING
"LOVE NEVER DIES" - May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty.........
- Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, every donkey is busy. Mother Donkey: Don't worry son, see here, this donkey will be free after reading this SMS....