• U are a...
  B. I. T. C. H.
  Beautiful
  Intelligent
  Talented
  Cute
  Horny r u smiling now? ................


• Hi,
  Doing nothing?
  Then Make a Place,
  4 Me in ur Heart!!
  I May come there any time!
  Ur's Faithfully,
  "HeArT aTtAcK"


• A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
  Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!


• I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...


• SomeOne..
  MiSSES U..
  NeeDS U..
  Worries About U
  Lonely Without U
  Guess Who?
  THE MONKEY IN
  ... THE ZOO ............


• Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
  
  Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
  
  You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


• Just a second, don't misunderstand.
  CUTE means:
  Creating
  Useless
  Troubles Everywhere..


• You are equal to sixty james bond!
  
  How??
  
  007 * 60 = 420........
  
  We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?


• U R the one who is CHARMING
  U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
  U R the one who is CUTE
  and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.


• A - U r Attractive
  B - U r the Best
  C - U r Cute
  D - U r Dear 2 Me
  E - U r Excellent
  F - U r Funny
  G - U r Good-Looking
  H - hehehe
  I - I'm
  J - JOKING


• So Sweet is ur SMILE???
  so Sweet is ur STYLE???
  so Sweet is ur VOICE???
  so Sweet is ur EYE?????
  see .......how Sweetly I LIE.


• For pepsi "shahrukh"
  For coke "aamir"
  For mirinda "vivek"
  For fanta "rani"
  & For Thums Up "Akshay"


• Don't worry
  For Bante wala soda "You"
  Cheers !!!


• When things go wrong
  When sadness fills your heart
  When tears flow in your eyes
  Always remember 3 things
  1) I am with you
  2) You have money
  3) Bar is open, Lets go.


• If u don't mind
  If u don't feel bad
  If don't hesitate
  Please......
  give me a
  
  K
  
  ki
  
  kis
  
  kiss
  
  kiss......


• kissan jam bottle just RS.22.50 only. soon......


• I
  I l
  
  I lo
  
  I lov
  
  I love
  
  I love you...
  
  I love you the most.
  
  I love you the best.
  
  I love you a lot..


• Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
  I went to the Doctor ...
  He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
  
  " Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?" I Miss you a Lot Dear....
  
  SENDER:
  Aishwarya Rai
  +919542496632
  
  Message centre:
  +919540099996
  
  " Don't get excited. She sent It to me."


• Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!


• If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I値l come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.


• MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.


• Your girlfriend is:
  Smart.
  Intelligent.
  Sweet.
  Talented.
  Excllent.
  Romantic. In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.


• Roses are Red
  Sky is Blue
  My Bitch is Pregnant
  Thanks to You....


• This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.


• Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.


• When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
  See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.


• Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
  (hint-
  it should be 5)


• Read caps word reversely.,,,,
  
  Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
  
  (hint-
  
  it should be 5)


• Read caps word reversely.
  
  U will be a ROSE for all TREES
  U will be a SMILE
  for all FACES
  U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
  &
  U will be a BROHTER
  for all CUTE GIRLS .


• When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & after if u pray &ur still in darkness , pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL


• All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...


• I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill


• The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars... So, if u dont mind......


• True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.


• When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit. Coz liars go to hell.


• Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
  
  Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
  
  
  Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.


• If you are in tension,
  If nothing seems right,
  If u find no way out,
  Then just think of me only once,
  I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.


• When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.


If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!]

• You are a GHONCHU..
  G-reat
  H-ot
  O-ne in million
  N-aughty
  C-ute
  H-umble
  U-nique
  
  Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...]


• If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
  if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.